How was I last night at the party?

Oh no,

you were perfectly delightful, my dear.

Why do you ask?

Everyone simply adores you.

They found your jokes utterly charming.

Well everyone that is,

except for Henry

but you know how he gets.

He can be awfully sensitive at times.

And even he came round during the evening

so it was all fine in the end.

Josephine?

Well, Josephine might have some questions for you.

Oh nothing too bad,

just that 

you might have 

come on

a bit strong for her tastes,

that’s all. 

Nothing to worry about, my dear.

Everyone at the party was ruby cheeked

so you needn’t concern yourself so much.

I doubt many people 

woke up thinking much at all to be quite honest.

I’m sure that everything was fine.

You were perfectly fine.

Although,

you might want to talk to Johnny

a little later.

He seemed a little heated last night, is all.

It’s probably nothing 

and it’s probably nothing to do with you.

You know what he can be like though.

But yes, 

besides all that

you were perfectly delightful, 

my dear.

Perfectly delightful,

indeed.